| John Lyda Hates... |
1. This list
2. Smurfs, because he believes the color blue is "sneaky"
3. Infinity. We're not sure if he means the car company or
the term for limitless.
4. The word "the"
5. The ability to poop diamonds and piss excellence
6. Mongolian hoards, at least thats what we thought he said
7. Puppies, mostly because of the taste
8. Being the man
9. Pretzel sticks but only because he thinks the shape
makes them taste saltier.
10. Inefficient coolers / colors.
11. Ferris Bueller
12. Meddling kids
13. Any number with three in it, because if you turn your
head it looks like a butt.
2. Smurfs, because he believes the color blue is "sneaky"
3. Infinity. We're not sure if he means the car company or
the term for limitless.
4. The word "the"
5. The ability to poop diamonds and piss excellence
6. Mongolian hoards, at least thats what we thought he said
7. Puppies, mostly because of the taste
8. Being the man
9. Pretzel sticks but only because he thinks the shape
makes them taste saltier.
10. Inefficient coolers / colors.
11. Ferris Bueller
12. Meddling kids
13. Any number with three in it, because if you turn your
head it looks like a butt.